So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstĪnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? "But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records 'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesĪll you other slim shadys are just imitating Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeīut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Who cut other people open like cantaloupesīut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes "We ain't nothing but mammals", well, some of us cannibals They got the discovery channel don't they? Of course they gonna know what intercourse is "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsĪnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss"Īnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsĪnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is and just let loose, but can'tīut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseīut no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-whatįlippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!" Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!Ĭhigga chigga chigga, "Slim shady, I'm sick of him He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"ĭr. It's the return of the, "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorĪnd started whoopin' her ass worse than before Y'all act like you never seen a white person before I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up? Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS).Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up? 219.Sound the Bell20.The Slim Shady21.Thru The Fire22.TonightEminem Lyrics provided by
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Get the embed code Eminem - Compilation Album Lyrics1.Almost Haunted2.Bet Shady 2.0 Next6.Got You on My Mind7.Honest I Do8.I Can’t Be Satisfied9.If I Die Young10.It Hurts Me Too11.It's Your Time12.Lay It Down13.Life’s Too Short14.My Only Chance15.Shady XV16.Shelter in the Storm17.Simple Man18.Slide Slippin’, Pt. You would tell everyone to fuck themselves goodĪnd do everything to have me if you could Opinions wouldn't matter what they thought in fact I reckon you would jump out your window bare nakedįuck humiliation, you do anything to get me back I wish you could feel what I feel for one second Just to find out all I did was trouble youīut nothing works I don't even feel sedated What's on my mind and what's going through it We go from seeing each other everyday then We go from best friends then become strangers You're telling me you hate me, you're leaving me One day you tell me I love you and only you Some things just don't seem the way they do I can't take this no more, so hit the road We ever met, I can't believe you just said that You turn and tell me you hate me and regret that Without you I'm nothing don't you get it!?Įvery time that I said I loved you I meant it! While I'm sitting here cleaning my shoes from this shit! I'm annoyed, hell!, shit you coulda at least sent a textīut you're probably busy kissing someone else's lips It's like that!? after all the crap we been through!?īut look within you and find some love and stop being stuck up! I wrote you the other day and you didn't write back! They say time heals but dammit I wanna stop time and feel this painĪnd I like it, why? 'cause I feel like we're still united I feel like my whole life just got peed on I was in love with you how could you do this to meĪctually I did this to myself, what a tragedy! I can't deal with the fact you left me with no crutch Say my farewells, pack up and leave tonightįarewell miss I know that you can care lessīut I'm sorry for everything I was carelessīut I need you to know that I love you so muchĪnd I've been drinking myself to sleep my soul's crushedĪ couple more shots I know I'm gonna go nuts But sometimes things just don't go as we'd like
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